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Retirement Plan

I’ve decided that I will one day move to somewhere in columbia, and live in a cozy house by the beach. Since that might put a dent to my savings, I will also invest in a farm to mass produce grade A cocaine for my to-be neigbours to the north. I’m sure Bush would be pleased. haha. Then of course, the local coke kingpins might feel threatened and try to take my yellow ass out. So i’d have to build an army, which i will import from guatemala… these cabrons will work for way below minimum wage i tell you. Although, eventually those yankee gringos will come assasinate me when I stop paying off the CIA, probably send in the ghosts and snipe my ass while i’m lying on the beach… hmm… i might have to rethink my retirement plan a little. Maybe human trafficking, if i could learn how to make a mexican look asian, i could get them tacos across the border by the truck loads. Plus it’ll add the authenticity to the fucking chinese restaurants in the states… did you know Jose is cooking you your general tso’s chicken? which is not really chinese food to begin with, so i guess i don’t care that much… Anyways, i digress… house by the beach. sigh… maybe i’ll just rent a room for the weekend in penang or something.

~ by case on July 24, 2006.

7 Responses to “Retirement Plan”

  1. life sometimes get so complicated, until we cant speak a word. beach house is a nice place to get away from.

    riri said this on July 26, 2006 at 12:18 am

  2. Haha! U r a funny guy. Hse by the beach..nice. Better yet, i think a hse on a cliff by the sea wld be heaven. Then yr sorrows will be drown by the waves, or u can simply jump dwn fr yr balcony if life is too miserable….or u can listen to the gentle sound of the waves leaping at the rocks below when u get up in the morning. Enjoy life!

    amy said this on July 26, 2006 at 4:26 am

  3. ha!ha!ha!ha! ;)

    Ria said this on July 27, 2006 at 5:02 am

  4. nice one..lol..

    -Hui Min- said this on July 31, 2006 at 2:33 am

  5. U’re cynically COOL!

    Keep it up!

    Karen Ashley said this on August 1, 2006 at 1:04 am

  6. ive always loved house by the beach..if i dint know better id say ur such a copy-cat ;P

    Sheridzma said this on August 12, 2006 at 9:57 pm

  7. funny haha :). i did have a good laugh. you are really indeed superb.

    Simply Red said this on March 20, 2007 at 1:38 pm

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